BREAKING NEWS! Modern Scientists Adopt Research Strategies Inspired by Bacteria

We use to be few, but now we are manywith hands this varied we are able touse bacteria’s solution:i.e., mindlessly recombineexperimental permutationsno matter if they rhymeHoping them pertinent,we mindlessly mutateat an astonishing rateno need to be prescientSuperfluous sentience!And in this mindless danceof brownian particles in tranceone of which may stumblewhen attempting a mamboon that which nature callstelos, purpose, or functiongranting the inventorlike a kind benefactor,this omnipotent demiurgeawards assets to survival --in evolution's bingowinners multiply and surgeMajority rulesall th

Ode to Neuroscientists

Yesterday I ventured uponA fancy dream i’m on,I wanted to probe it, so