Charlotte & Udo: Druckfehler und Stilblueten

Ein Konglomerat von der Charlotte und mir. Vor einer Weile hab ich auf einem Buecherflohmarkt das alte Buch “Der lachende Leserling” erstanden. Darin befinden sich kurze wie lange Geschichten und Annektodeten aus einer laengst vergangenen Zeit.

Wobbling Shadows and Flickering Lights

Shining a light onto a suspended object against a surface projects a shadow, an aspect of the real thing. Imagine we have no access to the object, but only to its projected shadow. Imagine we can move a point light around the obstruction, a transformation, and we can choose the shape of the projection surface.

cpan does not work - Undefined subroutine &Compress::Zlib::gzopen

while running cpan on a more-or-less out-of-the-box CentOS 5.2 with Perl updated to version 5.8.8 the following error occurred: Fetching with LWP: Going to read /home/egon.stemle/.cpan/sources/modules/ Undefined subroutine &Compress::Zlib::gzopen called at /usr/lib/perl5/5.8.8/ line 5721. suggestions from

personal reminder: less secure but quicker rsync

rsync -e 'ssh -ax -c blowfish' [-a --partial ... (--relative ...)]

The useful knowledge

Immanuel the wise wrote:
It is a real joy to see the ardour with which the older geometricians investigated these properties [of conical sections], not allowing themselves to be troubled by the question which shallow minds raise, as to the supposed use of such knowledge.
Some of my dear scientific peers seem to be assailed by the question tha

And on the seventh day, He rested

But what He should have done was revising.

Statistical Significance

This following dialog takes place in a hypothetical conference, a poster session, where scientific truth is sought for. A PhD student presents his latest data, about a particular phenomenon, quantified and plotted to the best of his knowledge. A prominent, statistically minded visitor regards intently the histogram plot in the poster. The visitor skeptically inquires:
- But it is statistically significant?
The student considers the question for a moment. He returns the intense stare of the visitor and defiantly replies:
- But are you?

The Meaning between Words

300 pages in one shot.The meaning is there,
between the words.
In the space
between the words
anyone can drawmeaning.
(thanx to

The prickly problem of induction

We scientists (while logicians)are left greatly perplexedwith the prickly problem of induction(vide Rudolf)What is the problem?c aseca secas ethen rule?this is no proof!induced,merely intuited,may be indicted,not vindicated!Now.Humans are induction toolscase case case ruleno problem!Humans are induction toolsand this alone is evolution's sufficient proofthat induction works.Sorta.

Scientist: the ventriloquist of nature

he believesthe puppet to bethe one sayinghis wordsbut it's notit is he whois the puppetand those are nothis wordsthose are strings,waves that vibrate,rever berate,with the soundsof his nature